Touch Down!

Hello from England!
I'm staying with my cousin in Brixton trying very hard not to get stabbed, so far England can be described as cold
In other news, I had a fantastically awkward moment on the plane, so I had a nice long chat to this air hostess, as you do, and it was chilled she was asking if I was leaving any girlfriends behind, she was pretty old so it was chilled, then after some absence of conversation and me loading hand luggage she said "Valentine?" and I replied "not yet but we can only hope". She gave me a strange side glance, then said "oh no haha, I meant the name Valentine..." it gets worse, so I introduce myself as Richard, and she looks confused... so I'm thinking wow that was not comfortable at all, and then like 20 minutes later I see another air hostess and her name tag is Valentine! she was calling her friend! What a dork, thats why they get paid the big bucks. Anyway, I'm here safely and thats all!